hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
