You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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