waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
