We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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