I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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