I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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