i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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