is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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