Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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