We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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