i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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