Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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