I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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