I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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