I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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