its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I have fence marks all over my body
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
