I hate all girls vehemently.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You don't make any sense
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