If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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