she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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