My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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