what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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