HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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