member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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