"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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