For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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