I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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