haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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