bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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