Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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