Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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