Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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