Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
