i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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