Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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