I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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