i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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