I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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