There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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