I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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