can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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