We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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