My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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