My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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