need another drink. this is the easiest way
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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