he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
God gave him joint rollers for hands
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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