honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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