he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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