I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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