With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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