He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
