dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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