So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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