you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How does it feel to date your dad?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
