yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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