Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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