he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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